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Thread: School - 1950s v 2016

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    School - 1950s v 2016

    SCHOOL - 1950s v 2016

    Scenario :
    Johnny and Mark get into a fight after school.

    1950s - Crowd gathers. Mark wins. Johnny and Mark shake hands and end up best friends

    2016 - Police called, and they arrest Johnny and Mark and charge them with assault.
    Both expelled even though Johnny started it.
    Both children go to anger management programmes for 3 months.
    School governors hold meeting to implement bullying prevention programmes.


    Scenario :
    Robbie won't be still in class, disrupts other students.

    1950s - Robbie sent to the office and given six of the best by the Principal.
    Returns to class, sits still and does not disrupt class again.

    2016 - Robbie given huge doses of Ritalin. Becomes a zombie. Tested for ADHD result deemed to be positive.

    Robbie's parents get fortnightly disability payments and school gets extra funding from government because Robbie has a disability.


    Scenario :
    Billy breaks a window in his neighbour's car and his Dad gives him a whipping with his belt.

    1950s - Billy is more careful next time, grows up normal, goes to college, and becomes a successful businessman.

    2016 - Billy's dad is arrested for child abuse. Billy removed to foster care; joins a gang; ends up in jail.


    Scenario :
    Mark gets a headache and takes some Aspirin to school.

    1950s - Mark gets glass of water from Principal to take aspirin with, passes exams and becomes a solicitor.

    2016 - Police called, car searched for drugs and weapons.
    Mark expelled from school for drug taking. Ends up as a drop out.


    Scenario :
    Johnny takes apart leftover fireworks from Guy Fawkes night, puts them in a paint tin and blows up a wasp's nest.

    1950s - Wasps die.

    2016- Police and

    Anti-Terrorism Squad called.

    Johnny charged with domestic terrorism, investigate parents, siblings removed from home, computers confiscated.
    Johnny's Dad goes on a terror watch list and is never allowed to fly in an aeroplane again.


    Scenario :
    Johnny falls over while playing football during morning break and scrapes his knee.
    He is found crying by his teacher, Mary. She hugs him to comfort him.

    1950s - In a short time, Johnny feels better and goes on playing football. No damage done.

    2016 - Mary is accused of being a sexual predator and loses her job. She faces 3 years in prison.
    Johnny undergoes 5 years of therapy and ends up gay.
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    Senior Member geir's Avatar
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    Funny stuff and sadly true......
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