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    One for the Joke Section

    Try This Puzzle,

    This maths sequence can predict your favorite film..........mine was Forrest Gump

    Pick a number between 1 & 9

    Multiply by 3

    Add 3 to that number

    Multiply by 3 again

    Add the two digits together,

    3. Oliver Twist
    4. Star Wars
    5. Forrest Gump
    6. Jaws
    7. Grease
    9. The joy of Anal Sex with Male Goats and Oiled-Up Leather Clad Lady Boys
    10. Mary Poppins
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    Re: One for the Joke Section

    Spot on, but I didnt need an algorithm thingie to tell me my favorite movie ;D

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    Re: One for the Joke Section

    its a bit obvious how that works - if you multiply any number by 9 and add the two digits together you will end up with 9 - Mary Poppins will never be anyone's favourite movie, and if Forest Gump was yours, then you need a new calculator

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    Re: One for the Joke Section

    Quote Originally Posted by Coolhand View Post
    its a bit obvious how that works - if you multiply any number by 9 and add the two digits together you will end up with 9 - Mary Poppins will never be anyone's favourite movie, and if Forest Gump was yours, then you need a new calculator
    I didn't use a calculator either. Does that mean my mental arithmetic is poor? :'(
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    Re: One for the Joke Section

    Have you got a torrent for number 9 Dawsey? :P
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    Re: One for the Joke Section

    Quote Originally Posted by Coolhand View Post
    its a bit obvious how that works - if you multiply any number by 9 and add the two digits together you will end up with 9...
    That's a cute little rule....doesn't work for numbers ending in 1 though :-(

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    Re: One for the Joke Section

    nice ad

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    RIP Nicke June 1971 - Jan 2013.

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    Re: One for the Joke Section

    I prefer this one..


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    Re: One for the Joke Section

    what next eh,not horsey related porn 5555555555555555,i knew alfie was here for a reason 55,long live the new 4g

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    Re: One for the Joke Section

    Finally got here!

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    Cant find a joke section, so I thought I'd post it here.
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    2 blonde wives who are friends are waiting at the gate in heaven to get in. They start some small talk and the one asks "so how did you end up here, you were always fit and healthy. Well says the other "I froze to death" Oh dear that's terrible but how does it feel to freeze to death. First you get verry cold and after some time you start to get a warm feeling over yourself. You slowly close your eyes and fall asleep and you freeze to death then. But how did you ended up here says the frozen-one. Well as you know I am a verry jealous housewife and always suspected my husband from cheating. So one day I had that same feeling again when I came home and rushed up to the bedroom to find my husband lying in bed reading a newspaper. I knew something was up and rushed down to check everything out. Nothing downstairs so back up to the addic and nothing there either. Got me all winded up and when I wanted to rush down again I misplaced my steps and fell down the stairs and broke my neck. Oh that is so sad to hear says the frozen one but you had to check the freezer in basement first then we both would have lived.
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    Found this, true in North America:IMG_0078.JPG

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    Charlie Sheen, after being caught writing 50k in checks to "cheerleader types": "I didn't pay them for sex, I paid them to leave."

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    A pilot is trying to decide between 3 women to marry. He devises a test and gives them each 20k to see what they would do with it. One spends it all on clothes and jewelry. One spends half on jewelry and invest the other half. The third one invest all of it.
    Which one does he marry? ---The one with big ****

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    I'm betting the girl on the right has more success recussitating (?sp) the "victim"
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