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    What can you do?

    I need a distraction today... hoping some folks come up with some interesting or funny stuff... the question is, what do you think you can do better than most on this forum?

    (purposely open and ambiguous question... feel free to interpret in whatever perverted ways you wish)

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    Drink alcohol everyday and don't diet.
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    Quote Originally Posted by snowy View Post
    Drink alcohol everyday and don't diet.
    I'm pretty damn good at that too.
    A blowjob is better than no job!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by geir View Post
    I'm pretty damn good at that too.
    Not as good as me............and add sticky fingers 55555555555555

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    Quote Originally Posted by kris-one View Post
    Ha. I have that on my phone for years. Can't mind my high score but it's very high!

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    Quote Originally Posted by geir View Post
    I'm pretty damn good at that too.
    Ok, but I get to do it in Australia.

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    I love to give directions
    I love when people come up to me on the streets asking where to go

    Ao knows it too and gets a laugh out of how much I like to give directions
    If I see someone looking at a map I will walk up to them and ask if they need help

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    Download App...QuizUp

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    As nerdy as it sounds, there's a fair chance I could beat most of you at chess.

    I also know about way too many internet memes for someone who doesnt hang out on 4chan or Gaia.

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    i could probably handle electric shocks better than most,i have had so many,
    eyebrows singed,3 phase blast,blinding flashes on40 ft poles,tickles,tingles burns,thrown across the room,to name a few.

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    Quote Originally Posted by WarProfiteer View Post
    As nerdy as it sounds, there's a fair chance I could beat most of you at chess.

    I also know about way too many internet memes for someone who doesnt hang out on 4chan or Gaia.
    Always been fascinated by that game as well, although Iím kind of losing a bit of interest as of late. Watched the Carlsen / Anand match last year of course, but the rise of the young Chinese players during the latest Olympics had me kind of discouraged. They seemed to rely much more on pre-computed plays and memorization than the more creative players, and their preparations went far deeper. I might match you on chess openings though?

    Come to think of it, I am not really good at anything specific. But can probably BS myself around a lot of different subjects?

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    On the serious side I'm probably quite good at running bars, otherwise I wouldn't have lasted here for 11 years..............
    Also good at spending money, doesn't matter what my budget is, but I will always find ways to spend it 55555 (guess I'm not the only one).
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    A blowjob is better than no job!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by WarProfiteer View Post
    As nerdy as it sounds, there's a fair chance I could beat most of you at chess.

    I also know about way too many internet memes for someone who doesnt hang out on 4chan or Gaia.
    If you're ever on Chess.com challenge accepted! For some strange reason last Christmas after a ten+ year absence I started playing chess online again and have been pondering starting a thread looking to start a group so people from this site could play each other. My current rating is hovering around 1400 but have been 1600.

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    Quote Originally Posted by sundancekid View Post
    Always been fascinated by that game as well, although I’m kind of losing a bit of interest as of late. Watched the Carlsen / Anand match last year of course, but the rise of the young Chinese players during the latest Olympics had me kind of discouraged. They seemed to rely much more on pre-computed plays and memorization than the more creative players, and their preparations went far deeper. I might match you on chess openings though?

    Come to think of it, I am not really good at anything specific. But can probably BS myself around a lot of different subjects?
    Bobby Fischer predicted this years ago and that's why he came up with the 960 version of the game with random starting positions. There's only a finite amount of moves and only a percentage of them are any good so for the memory freaks it's relatively straight forward to memorise repeated positions. Just finished a book called Bobby Fischer against the world about his 1972 match with Spassky. Good read but it removed the notion that Fischer was just born with his genius, he worked and worked and just became better but he was an awful a-hole!

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    Quote Originally Posted by dontpanic View Post
    If you're ever on Chess.com challenge accepted! For some strange reason last Christmas after a ten+ year absence I started playing chess online again and have been pondering starting a thread looking to start a group so people from this site could play each other. My current rating is hovering around 1400 but have been 1600.
    Looked at it a while back... werent they asking people to pay to sign up there? I wouldnt pay for porn, so there's no way I'm paying for online chess. That said, they have some good videos on YT.

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    I can shoot people in the face pretty good, actually better than anyone I have ever worked with.
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    Keep your porn acting past off the forum, Keld.
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    Bada boom bada.....bing....

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    Quote Originally Posted by WarProfiteer View Post
    the question is, what do you think you can do better than most on this forum?
    Tell when someone's uncomfortable at a party.
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