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    I wonder what sort of fkwit would sign on to being "clinically dead" for 20 mins and then bought back to life.....Reanimator eat your heat out....not for me I am afraid...I have no doubt that there is a big zilch going on once you are actually dead

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    Load of bullshit mate. Let these pseudo-scientific religious cunts cremate someone first and then prove there's life after death.
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    Are you guys sure this is not from some fake news site?

    I am sure they would never be allowed to make experiments where you put people in a clinically dead state. Even if they could find people willing to do so. And finding 944 volunteers for something like this is quite remarkable.

    This smells very wrong.

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    I read it from facebook.. But it sounds like a fake news story..

    EDIT :: Yeah the front page of the site seems that way.

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    Haven't read it, but 20 minutes is nothing, try 78 minutes...

    BBC Sport - Fabrice Muamba was 'dead' for 78 minutes - Bolton doctor

    Fabrice Muamba 'died' on the pitch playing for Bolton, so yeah there is life after death but it's just getting back on the same horse and continuing the race.

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    But he wasn't clinically dead. Unless that term has another meaning in English than in Danish, no one has ever returned after being clinically dead.

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    JC did way back.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Greatdane View Post
    But he wasn't clinically dead. Unless that term has another meaning in English than in Danish, no one has ever returned after being clinically dead.
    Different people have differing opinions on the meaning 'clinically' dead.

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    But how do they know its "life" after death... it could be something else completely. In fact death... may be more lucid than life... freewill may even exist that side... rather than the cause & effect pseudo freewill we smugly think we have this side... ;-)
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    Quote Originally Posted by LivinLOS View Post
    I read it from facebook.. But it sounds like a fake news story..

    EDIT :: Yeah the front page of the site seems that way.
    seems plausible...

    World News Daily Report is an American Jewish Zionist newspaper based in Tel Aviv and dedicated on covering biblical archaeology news and other mysteries around the Globe.

    Our News Team is composed of award winning christian, muslim and jewish journalists, retired Mossad agents and veterans of the Israeli Armed Forces.

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    Read the "disclaimer" on the site :

    World News Daily Report is a news and political satire web publication, which may or may not use real names, often in semi-real or mostly fictitious ways. All news articles contained within worldnewsdailyreport.com are fiction, and presumably fake news. Any resemblance to the truth is purely coincidental, except for all references to politicians and/or celebrities, in which case they are based on real people, but still based almost entirely in fiction.

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    Quote Originally Posted by faultytowers View Post
    Read the "disclaimer" on the site :
    ...you mean post 11 is not enough? ...555

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    Quote Originally Posted by Greatdane View Post
    But he wasn't clinically dead. Unless that term has another meaning in English than in Danish, no one has ever returned after being clinically dead.
    I thought clinically dead meant no more breathing or heart.. And people do get revived from that..

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    My computer technically dies every time I pull the plug out. But then I plug it back in and hallelujah!! It's a murcle!

    And thats because the equipment is still good. So just add power again and off ya go.
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    Quote Originally Posted by LivinLOS View Post
    I thought clinically dead meant no more breathing or heart.. And people do get revived from that..
    You are right:
    Clinical death - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia

    I was mixed the things together, thinking about brain dead, no one has returned from being brain dead.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Greatdane View Post
    You are right:
    Clinical death - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia

    I was mixed the things together, thinking about brain dead, no one has returned from being brain dead.
    No they just move to Kamala.
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    Quote Originally Posted by LivinLOS View Post
    I thought clinically dead meant no more breathing or heart.. And people do get revived from that..
    A method used for some specific heart surgery.

    Controlled clinical death

    This deliberate temporary induction of clinical death is called circulatory arrest. It is typically performed by lowering body temperature to 18C (64 F) 20C (68 F) and stopping the heart and lungs. This state is called deep hypothermic circulatory arrest. At such low temperatures most patients can tolerate the clinically dead state for up to 30 minutes without incurring significant brain injury.

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    Quote Originally Posted by briofoz View Post
    JC did way back.
    No, no, no.

    He was just mostly dead. There is a BIG difference between mostly dead and all dead. Mostly dead is slightly alive. With all dead, well, with all dead there's really only one thing you can do.

    Go thorough his clothes and look for loose change.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Greatdane View Post
    You are right:
    Clinical death - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia

    I was mixed the things together, thinking about brain dead, no one has returned from being brain dead.
    Nonsense. Half of England's football team are completely braindead, and still playing football.
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