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    Machete Kills

    This one could be fun


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    first one was pretty sh1t. Shoulda stuck to it being a spoof trailer.
    I'm gonna make my own thread, with Blackjack and Hookers!

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    I liked the first one, and the second one looks like fun too.

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    ^ I liked the first one too...it hit the mark for me as do most of Rodrigues' Tex/Mex "B Grade" schlock/horror/slasher movies....I love the sense of humour in them.....and will take them anyday over the usual pompous pulp big budget franchise movies we are getting here of late

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    Charlie Sheen is the President...

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    Carlos Estevez you mean

    Looks like a fun movie
    'If it floats, flies or fcuks , it's cheaper to rent"

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    I liked Machete, and have a new respect for Mexican gardeners
    Some good lines

    Booth: Machete sent me a text.
    Osiris Ampanpour: What did it say?
    Booth: "You just fucked with the wrong Mexican."

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    2:00 Why are you not in Expandables?
    Hilarious answer from Danny "They are all scared of me"


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