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    Why is your girl different?

    Why is your girl different than other BGs?

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    Re: Why is your girl different?

    Because when I met her, she say her name "Divwent"

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    Re: Why is your girl different?

    cause she makes great porridge.

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    Re: Why is your girl different?

    Because when I ring her late, I can hear BBC World News on in the background...she's not out partying like the rest of them.

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    Re: Why is your girl different?

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    cause she makes great porridge.
    She might make it......But somebody has to stir it......55
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    Re: Why is your girl different?

    my girl is so much different than all the stereotypes



    .........then the next day she embodies half of them, frustratingly!! 555

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    Re: Why is your girl different?

    Quote Originally Posted by PGC View Post
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    cause she makes great porridge.
    She might make it......But somebody has to stir it......55
    I think Nom1s is a single oat man these days... no stirring required, just the odd toss... 555
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    Re: Why is your girl different?

    I think my Mrs has been in the UK so long now that she has intercrated fully then she will do something that is like a whirlwind back to village life for example cook chicken feet while dry frying chillies in the house with pigs ears on the work top with some bamboo mixture bubbling away and a jar bai lar stinking away,makes the house smell awfull. > :-[

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    Re: Why is your girl different?

    lets just say I've narrowed mine down to about half a dozen different types

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    Re: Why is your girl different?

    Quote Originally Posted by Waharoa View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by PGC View Post
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    cause she makes great porridge.
    She might make it......But somebody has to stir it......55
    I think Nom1s is a single oat man these days... no stirring required, just the odd toss... 555
    With a spoon of acidopholus and honey ... no extra salt required
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    Re: Why is your girl different?

    Quote Originally Posted by Dupree View Post
    Why is your girl different than other BGs?
    Because she isn't a BG 55555!





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    Re: Why is your girl different?

    Because she never asks for money, though I never leave her empty handed and she always gives me her fully devoted love although she knows full well that the relationship will end within three days.

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    Re: Why is your girl different?

    Quote Originally Posted by Evilbaz View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by Dupree View Post
    Why is your girl different than other BGs?
    Because she isn't a BG 55555!



    man, you wear that like a badge of honour, don't ya?

    but if she makes you give her more than a bg, than what do you call that???


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    Re: Why is your girl different?

    How did you get her if she wasn't a BG? Sounds fishy.

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    Re: Why is your girl different?

    Cashier perhaps?

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    Re: Why is your girl different?

    Quote Originally Posted by Dupree View Post
    How did you get her if she wasn't a BG? Sounds fishy.
    just pure luck
    walking down the street and he ran into a girl just lusting over a guy 40yrs older than her!
    can you imagine

    it was love at 1st sight
    did he ever tell you she wasn't a bg? yes, it's true, don't know if you heard that 555


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    Re: Why is your girl different?

    Maybe a nurse?

    You know how cute they are in those uniforms...

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    Re: Why is your girl different?

    Chloroform?

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    Re: Why is your girl different?

    They never talk this way over at TD.....
    Wtf is a wrong with you guys?? :'(
    A woman won The Nobel Peace Prize? Must have been a pretty good sandwich.

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    Quote Originally Posted by slampay View Post
    They never talk this way over at TD.....
    Wtf is a wrong with you guys?? :'(
    Sparky does... :P

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